Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense

dark-eyes7:

fictionaladyfeels:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

#i’m not saying its aliens #but

Lol

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
gif-not-jif:

I kinda feel for that guy…
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pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

lithiumvision:

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